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FUNNY
QUOTES ABOUT FOOD & EATING
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Funny
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"A
gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch."
James Beard. |
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"Cucumber
should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."
Samuel Johnson |
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"The
cook was a good cook as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went."
HH Munro |
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"Did
you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out
of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I
feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important
thing."
Denis Leary. |
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"I
drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
Steven Wright. |
| 6. |
"Eat
at this restaurant and you'll never eat anywhere else again."
Bob Philips |
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"In
Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish
whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out
to mean: Eel with big abcess."
Dave Barry. |
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"Cursed
is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds."
Christopher Driver |
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"If
a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir
it well in and it will give the soup a French taste."
Jonathan Swift |
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"You
piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants."
Eddie Izzard. |
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