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Funny
Quotes |
| 1. |
"Room
service? Send up a larger room."
Groucho Marx |
| 2. |
"I
never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Groucho Marx |
| 3. |
"A
man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Groucho Marx |
| 4. |
"I've
worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
Groucho Marx |
| 5. |
"A
black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
Groucho Marx |
| 6. |
"Either
the man is dead, or my watch has stopped."
Groucho Marx |
| 7. |
"She
got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Groucho Marx |
| 8. |
"I
could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with
the cows till you come home."
Groucho Marx |
| 9. |
"I
chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like
mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho Marx |
| 10. |
"I'm
not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx |
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