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Funny
Quotes |
| 1. |
"I've
been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."
Wendy Liebman. |
| 2. |
"Insanity
is hereditary: You can get it from your children."
Sam Levinson. |
| 3. |
"My
mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
Buddy Hackett |
| 4. |
"Children
are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and
fun to cheat."
Fran Lebowitz. |
| 5. |
"If
love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin. |
| 6. |
"I
understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."
Dan Quayle. |
| 7. |
"I
have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already well
catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
Alan Bennett |
| 8. |
"Until
I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."
Joe Namath. |
| 9. |
"I
once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying,
toys not included."
Bernard Manning. |
| 10. |
"Watching
your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar
Stradivarius to a gorilla."
Jim Bishop |
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