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# Funny Quotes
1. "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."
Wendy Liebman.
2. "Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children."
Sam Levinson.
3. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
Buddy Hackett
4. "Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat."
Fran Lebowitz.
5. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin.
6. "I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."
Dan Quayle.
7. "I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
Alan Bennett
8. "Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."
Joe Namath.
9. "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning.
10. "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
Jim Bishop
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