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Funny
Quotes |
| 41. |
"My
mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter
scale."
Les Dawson |
| 42. |
"When
you're eight years old nothing is your business."
Lenny Bruce. |
| 43. |
"To
be a successful father there is one absolute rule: When you have a kid, don't
look at it for the first two years."
Ernest Hemmingway |
| 44. |
"In
general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."
Erma Bombeck. |
| 45. |
"Never
underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble."
Martin Mull. |
| 46. |
"I
have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew
my real ladder."
Craig Charles. |
| 47. |
"Children
nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannise
their teachers."
Socrates. |
| 48. |
"I
have just returned from a children's party. I'm one of the survivors."
Percy French |
| 49. |
"I
never met a kid I liked."
WC Fields. |
| 50. |
"Teenagers,
are you tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get
a job, and pay your own bills - while you still know everything."
John Hinde |
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