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FUNNY
CELEBRITY INSULTS & QUOTES
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Funny
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"She
was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are
good at being short."
Clive James talking about Marilyn Monroe |
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"Glenda
Jackson has a face to launch a thousand dredgers."
Jack deManio |
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"In
a mere half century films have gone from silent to unspeakable."
Doug Larson |
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"I
believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic
region covered with ice."
Steve Martin |
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"Is
he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?"
Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol |
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"If
pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."
Herman J. Mankiewicz |
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"I
knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me"
Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson |
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"A
plumber's idea of cleopatra."
WC Fields talking about Mae West |
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"A
hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out
a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color
to intrigue the superficial and the lazy."
William Faulkner on Mark Twain |
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"I
couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed
chick."
Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin |
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