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Funny
Quotes |
| 1. |
"My
problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally
disturbed teachers."
Woody Allen |
| 2. |
"I
speak twelve languages. English is the bestest."
Stefan Bergman |
| 3. |
"I
have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
Connor Cruise O'Brien. |
| 4. |
"My
act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that
taught me a lesson'."
Ken Dodd |
| 5. |
"Anyone
who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home
in prison."
Evelyn Waugh |
| 6. |
"Dublin
university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick."
Samuel Beckett. |
| 7. |
"Quite
frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Dan Quayle. |
| 8. |
"I
took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's
about Russia."
Woody Allen |
| 9. |
"My
school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication
of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
Paul Merton. |
| 10. |
"There's
nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing he was
educated in."
Will Rogers. |
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