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Funny
Quotes |
| 31. |
"College
atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
Ruby Wax. |
| 32. |
"Of
course I knew that knickers began with a K. I've been to Oxford, it's one of the
first things they teach you."
Alan Bennett |
| 33. |
"After
spending four years as a college star he failed as a pro footballer. All he had
to show for it was an education."
Patrick Murray |
| 34. |
"One
can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets
idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries."
Robertson Davies |
| 35. |
"When
a teacher calls a boy by his entire name it means trouble."
Mark Twain |
| 36. |
"My
father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had, so he
sent me to a girls school."
Jack Herbert |
| 37. |
"If
a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university.
You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
Desmond Bagley. |
| 38. |
"The
only educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids through
college."
Joan Welsh |
| 39. |
"I
know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realise
that what you heard is not what I meant."
Patrick Murray |
| 40. |
"Grammar
schools are public schools without the sodomy."
Tony Parsons. |
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