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Funny
Quotes |
| 11. |
"An
encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
Mike Barfield. |
| 12. |
"I
won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write
essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
Lenny Bruce. |
| 13. |
"The
average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard
to another."
JF Dobie |
| 14. |
"What's
another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright. |
| 15. |
"I
used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in
her textbooks."
Joan welsh |
| 16. |
"Violence
is the repartee of the illiterate."
Alan Brien |
| 17. |
"A
lecture is a process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the
students without passing through the minds of either."
RK Rathbun |
| 18. |
"Chess
is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency."
Raymond Chandler. |
| 19. |
"Harvard
is the storehouse of knowledge because the freshman bring so much in and the graduates
take so little out."
Charles Eliot |
| 20. |
"You
don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like
being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in
later life."
Emo Philips. |
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