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Funny
Quotes |
| 1. |
"Politicians
are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested
in dogs."
PJ O'Rourke |
| 2. |
"The
government's income policy is as significant as a blush on a dead man's cheek."
Clive Jenkins |
| 3. |
"A
fool and his money are soon elected."
Will Rogers. |
| 4. |
"Making
a speech on economics is a bit like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you
but never to anyone else."
Lyndon B Johnson |
| 5. |
"Blessed
are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
Herbert Hoover |
| 6. |
"Richard
Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at
the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just
to keep his hand in."
Harry S. Truman. |
| 7. |
"You'll
notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Robin Williams. |
| 8. |
"You
can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word
alone."
Al Capone. |
| 9. |
"There
cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Dr. Henry Kissinger. |
| 10. |
"Don't
get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi."
Arnold Glasow |
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