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Funny
Quotes |
| 11. |
"Any
American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition,
be disqualified from every doing so."
Gore Vidal. |
| 12. |
"Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. |
| 13. |
"It
is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
Dan Quayle. |
| 14. |
"It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air
and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle. |
| 15. |
"Apart
from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Tom Lehrer. |
| 16. |
"A
committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can
decide that nothing can be done."
Fred Allen. |
| 17. |
"I
don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Will Rogers. |
| 18. |
"In
America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks
he takes."
Adlai Stevenson. |
| 19. |
"The
President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous. |
| 20. |
"Americans
have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they
say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
Alexai Sayle. |
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