so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can
girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big
word for a girl of nine'."
I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap."
think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they
should draw the line at goats though."
wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."