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Funny
Quotes |
| 1. |
"As
long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly
satisfied."
Oscar Wilde. |
| 2. |
"I'm
not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I
also know that I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton. |
| 3. |
"One
of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all
on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
Charlotte Rampling. |
| 4. |
"When
women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
HL Mencken. |
| 5. |
"Direct
thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind
man."
Thomas Edison |
| 6. |
"When
a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
Friedrich Nietzsche |
| 7. |
"Sensible
and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905) |
| 8. |
"Show
me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
Erica Jong. |
| 9. |
"Nature
intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
Napolean Bonaparte |
| 10. |
"I
only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate
me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West. |
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