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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING & DRUGS
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Funny Quotes |
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
George Best. |
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"The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."
Denis Leary. |
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"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
Homer Simpson. |
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"I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."
Bill Hicks. |
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"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
WC Fields |
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Dean Martin. |
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"What contemptible scroundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
WC Fields |
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"I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping."
Mark Twain. |
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"What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."
Diogenes. |
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"I always keep a stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."
WC Fields |
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