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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MONEY
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# Funny Quotes
1. "I'm not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."
Howard Hughes.
2. "If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
Benjamin Franklin
3. "Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Spike Milligan.
4. "When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."
Henry Miller.
5. "The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."
Albert Einstein.
6. "I've been rich and I've been poor: Rich is better."
Sophie Tucker
7. "Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure."
Errol Flynn.
8. "When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow."
Fern Naito.
9. "I rob banks because that's where the money is."
Willie Sutton.
10. "The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
Peter Ustinov.
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