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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MONEY
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# Funny Quotes
21. "Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
George Raft.
22. "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
Bo Derek.
23. "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Spike Milligan.
24. "Money is just the poor man's credit card."
Marshall McLuhan.
25. "You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so."
Josh Billings
26. "It is only by not paying ones bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes."
Oscar Wilde
27. "If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."
Woody Allen.
28. "It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
WC Fields.
29. "Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."
Max Asnas.
30. "Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free."
Taylor Meade
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