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Funny
Quotes |
| 31. |
"What's
the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
Henry Youngman |
| 32. |
"I
told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."
Ken Dodd. |
| 33. |
"We
didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our
expenditure."
Keith Davis. |
| 34. |
"More
and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with
my gross habits."
John Nelson. |
| 35. |
"There
are three ways of losing money: Racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant,
and farming the most certain."
Lord Amherst |
| 36. |
"Gentlemen
prefer bonds."
Andrew Mellon. |
| 37. |
"I
wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely
writing about it."
Jenny Marx |
| 38. |
"The
big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs
less."
Brendon Francis. |
| 39. |
"One
of the strange things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are
the very ones that never have it."
Finley Peter Dunne |
| 40. |
"It's
better to give than to lend and it costs about the same."
Philip Gibbs. |
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