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41. "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
JP Getty.
42. "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde.
43. "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
ee cummings
44. "All the great economic ills the world has faced this century can be directly traced back to the London School of Economics."
NM Perrera
45. "Money isn't everything, but it's a long way ahead of what comes next."
Edmund Stockdale
46. "I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
Henry Youngman.
47. "To make a million, start with $900,000."
Morton Shulman.
48. "Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender."
Kay Ingram
49. "If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are."
Errol Flynn
50. "A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."
Franklin Jones.
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